А я брахаць ня ўмею, дык і завыў Below are the 35 most recent journal entries recorded in the "Abu Antos'" journal:
April 4th, 2013
08:18 am
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Saw today: Facebook scans [meaning:processes] more than 105 terabytes of data every 30 minutes. That’s the equivalent of 105,000 copies of the Encyclopedia Britannica.
No it's not!

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March 16th, 2013
11:47 am
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"Nine out of ten authors write beyond the maximum. It is far more time-consuming to write short."
Arthur Plotnik, "The elements of editing"

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August 31st, 2012
08:27 pm
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Assuming Paul Ryan's plan is perfectly implemented, and no terrorist or military events in the next 30 years occur, which increase our costs, and no more financial crises occur, then the national budget should be balanced by the time a lot of the people reading this will be dead.

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September 10th, 2011
06:42 pm
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Ай да Пушкин, ай да сукин сын!
в первой же главе "Капитанской дочки":
"разбудил его очень неосторожно, и стал осыпать укоризнами"
По-моему, годится на новый мем!

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August 12th, 2011
04:54 pm
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What keeps you going isn't some fine destination but just the road you're on, and the fact that you know how to drive.

Barbara Kingsolver, "Animal Dreams"

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June 7th, 2011
09:39 am
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У калекцыю дакладных фармулёвак
Мой добры сябра [info]lateonomen@lj:
Вообще, когда мне хорошо, а остальным вокруг меня плохо (не по их вине), то мне не может быть комфортно по определению.

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May 19th, 2011
01:59 pm
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Is it true that Obama ate the liver of Osama Bin Ladin as is the custom of Kenyans who defeat their enemies?

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April 25th, 2011
11:31 am
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Будысты 'тоўста троляць' сімароншчыкаў
Affirmations are like telling yourself that you are compassionate and brave in order to hide the fact that secretly you feel like a loser.
Pema Chödrön, "The Places That Scare You", p.35

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March 12th, 2011
06:47 am
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Адна сяброўка адкрыла, што штодзённымі лістамі ад SpanishDict можна карыстацца, як гараскопам
Учора: ¡esto es una casa de locos! - тут проста вар'ятня!
Сёньня: Por eso no se va a hundir el mundo - гэта шчэ не канец сьвету

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November 15th, 2010
01:31 pm
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"The tendency of the organization is to apply as much force as possible... the tendency of the person is to be influenced in reverse proportion to the amount of force being applied"

http://community.livejournal.com/aikido/268226.html

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January 12th, 2010
06:02 pm
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Вы кажаце, сацыяльныя сеткі - гэта марнаваньне часу. А дзе яшчэ можна ўбачыць вось такі статус: "I never realized that after Monday and Tuesday, the calendar says W T F. discussed WTF WTF WTF on the I never realized that after Monday and Tuesday, the calendar says W T F. discussion board" ?

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December 29th, 2009
03:51 pm
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Сяброўка піша пад замочкам
как же мы без веры в дед Мороза потом поймем, почему мы несколько раз в году отмечаем день рождения Иисуса Христа?

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December 28th, 2009
11:44 am
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Ехаў праз Ню-Гемпшыр, бачыў (двойчы) цудоўнае паведамленьне на табло ля шашы:
Traffic may be heavy due to increased volume of traffic

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December 15th, 2009
03:14 pm
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If we value order and security then we're likely to think of people as basically bad. We're likely to see life as a battleground where it is the strong and the cunning who mostly win. We'll likely think in terms of beating others before they can beat us. We'll wonder how people can be controlled so that decent lives can be led despite all the selfishness and cruelty in the world.
On the other hand if we value justice (as anything more than an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth), or if we value freedom or equality, we'll think of people as good too. We'll think that life is also about helping each other. We'll look for ways to be just or free or treated equally. And we'll look for ways to understand and help others so they can be treated this way too.
If we believe in both order and justice (or freedom or equality) then we will see people as both good and bad. We'll think that life is about finding a balance. We'll look for ways that make the most of both one and the other. We'll practice tolerance, for example, or forbearance, or compromise.
Ralph Pettman, Going for a walk in the world: The Experience of Aikido

Current Music: Kirlian Camera - Comfortably Numb
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September 30th, 2009
10:07 am
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при создании СССР не было никаких планов, Ленин за 10 месяцев до оного даже не предполагал что всё вот так вот произойдет, т.е. чисто аджайл был с XP, что для такого проекта мягко говоря хреново
http://spamsink.livejournal.com/290987.html?thread=2533035#t2533035

Current Music: "Веселі Біоритми" - Бий москаля!
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September 8th, 2009
08:00 am
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"Younger people at the moment are very mouthy and aggressive. You're all terrified of your own youth. You're not allowed to give them a clip around the ear and send them home."
John Lydon

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June 28th, 2009
08:00 am
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какие у нас все-таки аккуратные, ровные, разноцветные вещи! Почему же все закончилось не так ровно и аккуратно?

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June 15th, 2009
11:29 pm
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Адкапаў у айкідошнай суполцы цудоўны выраз:
Першы крок - найцяжэйшы. Кожны крок - першы.

Digging through [info]aikido@lj I found a great line:
The first step is the hardest. Every step is the first step.

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December 2nd, 2008
10:05 am
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Bill Richardson said that [Monica] Lewinsky was a fresh face with a lot to offer

Current Music: Cause for Effect - Split with Utter Bastard
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August 10th, 2007
07:15 am
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The think tank is open to male and female employees, but never at the same time. Mixed, heterosexual thinking is strictly prohibited.
From Big Mac The Unauthorized Story of McDonald'sImage

Current Music: Duckmandu - California Uber Alles
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May 18th, 2007
10:55 am
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(цытата трохі вольная)
- I have a question for you: are you originally from Kharkov?
- Yes I am! Could you tell just by looking at my code?

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August 18th, 2006
05:44 pm
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There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists
thx [info]piggymouse@lj

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June 9th, 2006
03:27 pm
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мой кот штрупсик, которым я вас всех постепенно заебу
via [info]piggymouse@lj

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March 29th, 2006
03:32 pm
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Пусть 10 пункт вашей несравненной анкеты станет вашей же путеводной звездой в этом жестоком и несправедливом мире!

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February 10th, 2006
07:25 am
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выполнение операций, допустимых с точки зрения системы, но противоречащих рабочей практике и здравому смыслу, остаётся на совести работника. задача системы - указать ему на это

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February 9th, 2006
01:07 pm
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[info]dimkin: Мозг и в стройбате не очень мешает. Главное - пореже им пользоваться.

Current Music: Летов Борисов Пригов - Концерт в О.Г.И.
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January 25th, 2006
05:02 pm
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Потом был тихий час, во время которого я писала роман, а меня обижали
From http://happy-and-loved.livejournal.com/8175.html
via LinorG

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December 6th, 2005
03:26 pm
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В ЖЖ есть правильные community ru_cats например, люди, которые уже всё нашли. а в ru_declarative - люди ищущие.
[info]inv2004@lj в комментах у [info]muchandr@lj

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November 19th, 2004
09:11 am
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No one goes to a Checkhov play in a live theatre hoping to see an Elton John concert. Checkhov plays are about groups of people kvetching about how sad they are period.

Гэта я чытаю водгукі на прагледжаную ўчора Le Déclin de l'empire américain.
А потым мы пайшлі ў любімы падвальчык "Бліжняга Ўсходу", дзе гралі , як заўжды, цудоўныя Gogol Bordello. Скакалі ажна да гадзіны ночы. Жонцы асабліва спадабалася, што яны на біс сьпелі яе любімую песеньку пра Мусаліні. А вось пра сарэбраных зайцоў зажалі...
А сёньня там-жа пяе "Ленінград"... Бедныя мае ножанькі!

Current Music: The Specials - The Peel Sessions
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October 3rd, 2004
03:21 pm
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Советская школа чем была хороша? Что выпускник школы за полгода мог стать командиром артиллерийского взвода. Или наводчиком стратегической ракеты

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October 1st, 2004
08:05 am
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каб кілбаса мела крылы, то не было-б тады пякнейшае птушкі на сьвеце

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August 24th, 2004
11:44 am
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"I will say, then, that I am not, nor ever have been, in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races--that I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which will ever forbid the two races living together in terms of social and political equality. And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together, there must be the position of superior and inferior. I am as much as any other man in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race."
Guess who the author is )

Current Music: JohnnyThunders&TheHeartbreakers-Live at Max's Kansas City'79
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July 13th, 2004
03:36 pm
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We pissed George W. Bush off. We are true patriots
thx [info]m_p@lj

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May 19th, 2004
08:24 am
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Quote of the day
"Any architect can design a desk that will cost 5000 kronor. But only the most highly skilled can design a good, functional desk that will cost 100 kronor. Expensive solutions to any kind of problem are usually the work of mediocrity." (Ingvar Kamprad, the founder of Ikea)

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September 25th, 2003
01:28 pm
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Link of the day
http://www.rethinkingschools.org/just_fun/games/mapgame.html

Quote of the day (while watching an American-educated PhD hopelessly trying to locate Afghanistan): "Come on, this is World Domination 101: know where to invade"

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