Апропо Джойса - самые ахуенные забыл:


"My sweet little whorish Nora,
I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read
your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can
remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I
ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under
your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed
face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out
through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came
spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I
fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot
of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a
farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish
noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and
dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora
will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt,
you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep
dressed, steal over me with a whore’s glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button
after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up
in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your
mouth. Sometime too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your hot
drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You
will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to
groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and
faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.
Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word,
darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that
and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.
JIM"


"My sweet naughty little fuckbird,
Here is another note to buy pretty drawers or stockings or garters. Buy whorish
drawers, love, and be sure you sprinkle the legs of them with some nice scent and also discolour them just a little behind.
You seem anxious to know how I received your letter which you say is worse than
mine. How is it worse than mine, love? Yes, it is worse in one part or two. I mean the part
where you say what you will do with your tongue (I don’t mean sucking me off) and in
that lovely word you write so big and underline, you little blackguard. It is thrilling to hear
that word (and one or two others you have not written) on a girl’s lips. But I wish you
spoke of yourself and not of me. Write me a long long letter, full of that and other things,
about yourself, darling. You know now how to give me a cockstand. Tell me the smallest
things about yourself so long as they are obscene and secret and filthy. Write nothing else.
Let every sentence be full of dirty immodest words and sounds. They are all lovely to hear
and to see on paper even but the dirtiest are the most beautiful.
The two parts of your body which do dirty things are the loveliest to me. I prefer
your arse, darling, to your bubbies because it does such a dirty thing. I love your cunt not
so much because it is the part I block but because it does another dirty thing. I could lie
frigging all day looking at the divine word you wrote and at the thing you said you would
do with your tongue. I wish I could hear your lips spluttering those heavenly exciting filthy
words, see your mouth making dirty sounds and noises, feel your body wriggling under
me, hear and smell the dirty fat girlish farts going pop pop out of your pretty bare girlish
bum and fuck fuck fuck fuck my naughty little hot fuckbird’s cunt for ever.
I am happy now, because my little whore tells me she wants me to roger her arseways and wants me to fuck her mouth and wants to unbutton me and pull out my mickey
and suck it off like a teat. More and dirtier than this she wants to do, my little naked fucker, my naughty wriggling little frigger, my sweet dirty little farter.
Goodnight, my little cuntie I am going to lie down and pull at myself till I come.
Write more and dirtier, darling. Tickle your little cockey while you write to make you say
worse and worse. Write the dirty words big and underline them and kiss them and hold
them for a moment to your sweet hot cunt, darling, and also pull up your dress a moment
and hold them in under your dear little farting bum. Do more if you wish and send the letter then to me, my darling brown-arsed fuckbird."

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Особенно татарки сильно пердливые и потеют как мужики, почти не следят за гигиеной (не принято).

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