"Chaotic Evil"
Other D&D players routinely call me "Chaotic Evil".
Since I prioritize individuality and leverage over ethics.
Yet any chaotic evil person is potentially lawful good.
Because law and control grant you personally more freedom,
while draining freedom from everyone else.
Put me in power and you will get more laws than you can imagine.
My law's goal: strengthen _my_ domain of _my_ freedom.
People larping about freedom should clearly state: whose freedom.
Same with laws: whose law. And good? Good for whom?
I assure you, nigga, I'm good to myself.
I'm the good of my story. Not you or your religion.
So I'm lawful good in the end.
Deal with it, leftie trolls.