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Пишет nancygold ([info]nancygold)
@ 2025-09-12 20:43:00


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Reason I being transmed don't identify with LGBTQ+BLM+Intifada
These trantifa became too violent and intolerant. They generally don't represent my interests or the interests of the actual transsexuals, who just want quiet and affordable transitioning. In fact, you can't even play D&D nowadays without the lefties accusing you of fascism due to you using LLM or because the D&D minis were produced in some sweatshop with underpaid 3rd worlders or because Gygax was conservative or something or because D&D orcs behavior matches the looting niggers.

https://nypost.com/2025/09/11/us-news/gun-charlie-kirk-shot-with-revealed/
Gun recovered in Charlie Kirk assassination revealed — and ammo bore pro-trans, anti-fascist messages

"Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?” an audience member asked Kirk, reports CNN.

“Too many," Kirk responded.

The audience member went on to explain that only a few transgender Americans have perpetrated mass shootings over the last 10 years.

The audience member then asked Kirk if he knew how many mass shooters in total America had seen in the last 10 years.

"Counting or not counting gang violence?” Kirk replied.

Video taken at the event shows that, just seconds later, the sound of a gunshot was heard as Kirk appeared to be struck in the neck while the crowd around him dispersed in a panic. Onlookers shouted, “Run, run, run!”





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(Анонимно)
2025-09-12 20:53 (ссылка)
покойник по всему видать был мастер вихлять сракой

вроде нашей эксрани

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[info]iskramivpeople
2025-09-12 21:11 (ссылка)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h11u-U_dcPI

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[info]nancygold
2025-09-12 21:35 (ссылка)
As a trans woman, I will only win if all cis women get locked behind niqabs, instead of serving the guys for free. The modesty rules wont apply to me as a whore.

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[info]iskramivpeople
2025-09-12 21:54 (ссылка)
On the other hand, in sufficiently emancipated
culture, there will be high percentage of amoral libertines, lesbians and pansexuals, which do not emerge in conservative cultures.. And those amoral people would be also
seeking to hook up with trans girls, like
they do in Oregon. I understand Netherlands are backwards country and such things does not happen there.

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[info]nancygold
2025-09-12 23:49 (ссылка)
NL got too many young beautiful cis and ts girls from Russia and Ukraine.
These literally ruined the sex work market.
Why do they allow them out of the meatgrinder?

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[info]ololo
2025-09-13 18:00 (ссылка)
Классическое "за мной закройте, пожалуйста", только без пожалуйста

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2025-09-13 21:08 (ссылка)
Перефразируя: Меня ебут в жопу за деньги, вместо других - хорошо. Других ебут в жопу за деньги, вместо меня -- плохо.

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(Анонимно)
2025-09-13 07:23 (ссылка)
the modesty rules will apply to you in the form of stoning.

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2025-09-12 22:43 (ссылка)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h11u-U_dcPI

what's that about?

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[info]iskramivpeople
2025-09-12 22:55 (ссылка)
A dolphin is a common name used for some of the aquatic mammals in the cetacean clade Odontoceti, the toothed whales.

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(Анонимно)
2025-09-13 02:12 (ссылка)
sorry not clear how that is related to the topic or the thread

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[info]iskramivpeople
2025-09-13 03:25 (ссылка)
Charlie Kirk was actively working to indoctrinate ppl with caveman views
like that abortion must be illegal because fetus is somehow a human. In one
conversation, he was shown dolphin fetus picture (it looks very much like human one),
and said that with full heart he will say that this fetus is human too
(it wasn't actually human, so thus funny effect emerged).
Not fun part is that Due to this bullshit indoctrination, in USA they repealed
Roe vs Wade, and real women are struggling, including several fatal cases.
The society works in a way that it sometimes finds very peculiar ways to
retaliate and sometimes the hand of fate
emerges in some not the brightest/smartest ppl ... But anyway. The guy who killed Kirk
was from LDS family so for him this was obviously personal, intimate struggle. I think LDS
must be banned and this is how we stop killing future charlie kirks.

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2025-09-13 09:17 (ссылка)
His "caveman" views don't lead to 1.0 fertility rate, like your preferred views. It means his views are sustainable in the long run, and yours aren't.

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[info]iskramivpeople
2025-09-13 09:30 (ссылка)
Sustainable for what? For big business and
so called economic growth, sure.
For reducing human suffering? Not so much.

Btw population is declining all over the world now, except Africa. I imagine Africa the model society for oligarchist propaganda now?

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2025-09-13 16:34 (ссылка)
>Sustainable for what?

Sustainable for population not declining / self-deleting their culture by being outpopulated by those who don't have 1.0 fertility rate. It's very simple. If Africa doesn't have 1.0 fertility rate, then Africa it is as the inheritor of the planet.

>For reducing human suffering?

So your plan for reduction of human suffering is human extinction? Nice. I dare say typical. In that sense the Ukraine-Russia war is just accelerating that -- why suffer living in Ukraine and Russia when you can stop that existential suffering by enlisting.

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[info]iskramivpeople
2025-09-13 17:23 (ссылка)
Typical rightist demagoguery. Number of people does not translate to dominance or whatsoever, otherwise conquistadors would have been stomped by the overwhelming masses of native americans.
Population decline does not mean extinction, especially so in the case of humans. Human populations through the history have jumped back and forth in numbers, including supposedly down to 1500 ppl during extremes of an ice age. Compared to historical jumps, our future correction is neither novel nor dramatic.
Fun thing about rightists is both these facts are public knowledge and not rocket science, but because of an indoctrination rightists actively choose to ignore inconvenient facts.

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2025-09-13 20:42 (ссылка)
Demagogery is what regarded leftist khohols do.

>Population decline does not mean

Pretty much means discontinuation of an identity and its associated culture. For example, The West and the Western civilization is pretty much linked to Europeans to a lesser extent to Christianity. If they get outpopulated in their countries, the other civilizations, for example the Muslim one, will prevail, enforcing its accompanying culture, (political, philosophical, epistemological etc etc), a culture much less compatible with technological progress. But leftists are also against limiting immigration, so it's a double whammy of an idiotic policy.

>Human populations through the history have jumped back and forth in numbers

What kind of retarded shit is this? I was saying that your post implied that less people = less suffering. Nobody here was even saying humans are going extinct is the issue, because for sure not everyone is so hellbent on self-extinction. I was talking about cultures identities with their associated ethnicities going extinct together.

I need a technological civilization that could colonize space. Your hedono-leftism preoccupied with "not suffering" to the extent of not even reproducing at the sustainable rates, doesn't satisfy even the bare minimum requirements for that. The conservatism of Charlie Kirk's ilk, however retarded is it, is at the least much better in that regard -- they are supportive of a technological civilization that doesn't go extinct.

And of course I don't fucking care about humans "surviving" in some animal-like state (due to loss of culture, institutions and so on) and tiny numbers. Tiny numbers is anti-humanistic. The number of humans should only be limited by ecological considerations.

The idea that some super advanced but tiny in number civilization could continue existing with any kind of reliability is just dumb.

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[info]iskramivpeople
2025-09-13 20:53 (ссылка)
I've read the post.
1) Identity and culture are fairy tales similar to Tolkien writings, not based in any daily life relevant experience, but rather passed as word of mouth among the followers . Especially so in the modern world, because there are so much of identities and cultures competing, its historically unprecedented.
2) kirk and fanboys are not nearly supporting technological advancement and intergalactic civilization. They are rooting for return to medieval times where there was only one dominant culture and way to live. This is backwards movement and must be eradicated, especially so because it leads to collateral damage like dead women .

Sustainability is a word that have been inflated meaning nowadays, but in original meaning -- ability of a system to reproduce itself -- it is as backwards as stoning of gay ppl. System is always broken and always begging for a fix in a next iteration where ppl will account for the past mistakes. It is always a flux but it can go either forward or backwards not both.

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2025-09-13 21:03 (ссылка)
>They are rooting for return to medieval times

Bunch of bullshit. Kirk was the mainstremest of mainstream Republicans. Republicans aren't against technology, or reasonable standards of truth. By all standards, their interpretation of the Bible, a bronze age book, with slavery, stoning and so on, is fairly progressive, if looked at the big scale of things, which includes Wahhabis, Taliban, and Haredim, etc.

And I have to remind you that their actually conservative views, are the views that made the west where they are now -- because at least in the 19th and early 20th century the dominant culture was pretty close to what they are preaching.

>it is as backwards

Whatever. It either perpetuates itself, or it ceases to exist, or continutes in highly mutated, altered form, losing key characteristics.

>begging for a fix in a next iteration

The next iteration could be the actual return to the medieval state of affairs, not imaginary, like in case of republicans. And non-reproducing hedonists preoccupied with homosexual's well being are making it ever closer.

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[info]iskramivpeople
2025-09-14 17:28 (ссылка)
> Republicans aren't against technology

Kek listen to trump bitching about wind/solar. You are complete delulu.

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2025-09-14 18:18 (ссылка)
That's just identity politics. Politics can be irrational here and there. In the big picture of things republicans are more pro technology than the American left. Especially if Trumpism is subtracted, which will soon happen due to the age and term limits.

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[info]iskramivpeople
2025-09-14 19:41 (ссылка)
Gop favors technology in form of larry ellison styled hypercapitalism.
Oil companies are also hypercapitalist and this is why they are firm supporters of trumpism and receive favor in return.
Energy transition is the risky business (less today than decade ago but still) and this is real reason why gop goes against clean energy.
Regarding nuclear, so far last administration which ordered building of new reactors was Obama's. So far white people are incapable of achieving what black person did.

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2025-09-14 20:22 (ссылка)
>hypercapitalist

I don't even care to know what that word was supposed to precisely mean. Larry Ellison might be a dick, but some of his software products I interacted with do function well enough. And his companies operate much better than some leftist opensource projects, full of infighting between leftists, with regular accusations of fascism and racism.

>which ordered building of new reactors was Obama's

He didn't order shit, his administration provided a loan, and his NRC appointee Gregory Jaczko voted against building said reactors. Per usual this shit was wildly over budget and Trump admin gave more money:

https://apnews.com/general-news-38189fb0550e401da6b339ad9870a007

Building reactors in the US isn't a partisan issue really. People (NIMBYs) just don't want them, and democratically pressure their representatives not to do it. Especially indicative is the story about storing nuclear waste, where the democratic senator from Nevada blocked implementation of that facility. And nuclear energy isn't really cheap nowadays, especially for southern states.

In the republican lead Texas, solar and wind is growing by 30-50% per year for the last decade. And republicans aren't even small government party really. They like to advertise themselves as such, but reality is different. They also give out money on various useful projects. Unless of course there is politics involved, with various non-republican signalling associated with it.

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2025-09-13 21:13 (ссылка)
>Identity and culture are fairy tales similar to Tolkien writings,

You have to have something irrational at the foundational level in order to prevent "rational" and self-destructive hedonistic dissolution into one culture without regional competition, levels of isolation, etc. If "fairy tales" help prevent that, then "fairy tales" it is. Because nothing is more scary than the planetary monoculture.

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[info]iskramivpeople
2025-09-14 17:32 (ссылка)
Berlin has
more subcultures than whole of Afghanistan
Despite having much less ppl. Medieval
times also had many cultures but in particular region
mostly one was dominant, the situation
is completely different now with so many
subcultures competing in the open. You just
proving one more time this alt right thing is completely backwards.

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2025-09-14 18:16 (ссылка)
>so many subcultures competing in the open.

The key word here is *subculture*. They have trivial differences. Subculture in the west is mostly a form of entertainment for the idle. The fundamental concepts, moral imperatives etc, are mostly common among those.

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[info]iskramivpeople
2025-09-14 19:42 (ссылка)
"morals" is also fairy tales btw

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2025-09-14 19:57 (ссылка)
wow you so smart. You are blowing my mind /s

Ethics, morality, whatever you call it, whatever its true nature may be, is very important -- defines the character of the civilization. A civilization of nihilists existing for any significant time frame is basically an impossibility.

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Fertility rates
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2025-09-13 18:58 (ссылка)
Yes, instead it leads to women dying from preventable health conditions (https://www.propublica.org/article/texas-abortion-ban-miscarriage-blood-transfusions) and unsafe illegal abortions (https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2709326/).

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Re: Fertility rates
(Анонимно)
2025-09-13 20:42 (ссылка)
Natural selection.

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2025-09-13 13:20 (ссылка)
>The guy who killed Kirk was from LDS family

It is not clear and has not been proven yet that guy actually did it.

It seems he confessed in some way, and a rifle with cartridges was recovered supposed to be the weapon of the crime, but that's no proof by itself.

It is e.g. not clear whether that guy is able to handle that type of rifle in a way to be able make a sure kill from the first shot.

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"Cavemen values"
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2025-09-13 18:54 (ссылка)
We can both disagree on Kirk's political positions, but it's not a justification for his murder. All he was doing is expressing his opinions, making legal political and activist organizations and exercising his First Amendment liberty as the US citizen.

Such political violence can lead only to destruction and chaos.

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Re: "Cavemen values"
[info]iskramivpeople
2025-09-13 19:23 (ссылка)
Imagine following two situations
1) you go to Bronx NY, take a loudspeaker
and start yelling heil hitler death to niggers
2) you go to Tel Aviv IL, take a loudspeaker and start yelling free gaza death to jews

Try to calculate how much time you can spend alive in this situations.

Now, this fucker went to America universities and yelled death to women. American students are slackers but every slack has its limits.

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Re: "Cavemen values"
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2025-09-13 20:54 (ссылка)
>Now, this fucker went to America universities

In this particular case this "fucker" went to a University in UTAH, where at least the majority of students are supportive of his opinions (information for the more elite, and therefore more liberal BYU, is easily available - it's 50% conservative and 30% liberal), you dumb retarded fuck. All of the people who gather there to listen to him saying his shtick weren't haters.

So whatever you were implying is just wrong -- he wasn't shot where the dominant opinion was against him. And the dude who killed him is local.

So it's more like shouting "trans rights are human rights" in San Francisco, and getting stabbed by one crazy local for that.

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Re: "Cavemen values"
[info]iskramivpeople
2025-09-14 17:44 (ссылка)
He did his thing not only in Utah tho.
The reason why he was killed in Utah in
particular imo has more to do with
protestant work ethic than anything else.

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Re: "Cavemen values"
(Анонимно)
2025-09-13 19:52 (ссылка)
> All he was doing is expressing his opinions, making legal political and activist organizations and exercising his First Amendment liberty as the US citizen.

Sure, it's alright. Just somebody came by and exercised his Second Amendment liberty as a US citizen.

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Re: "Cavemen values"
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2025-09-13 19:54 (ссылка)
Also that Kirk guy said it's OK for him that arm rights require some small toll expressed in human lives.

No problem, it was just his life this time.

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[info]nancygold
2025-09-14 17:26 (ссылка)
>Not fun part is that Due to this bullshit indoctrination, in USA they repealed
Roe vs Wade, and real women are struggling


If they dislike America, they can always contact Chinese military intelligence.

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[info]nancygold
2025-09-14 17:27 (ссылка)
I.e. you can't punish America alone.
And Americans deserve punishment for being dumb.
You need superior economic power to do that.
Asians have higher IQ, so they should replace whites and negros.

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[info]iskramivpeople
2025-09-14 17:49 (ссылка)
Only conservative Americans are that dumb.
Progessive/liberal types are mostly smart,
their main problem is that living in a totalitarian state is constant struggle
that requires inhuman determination,
and most humans are failing at it.

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2025-09-14 20:56 (ссылка)
Сказал чел, у которого уже дохуя лет сраный торчок на аватарке.

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[info]iskramivpeople
2025-09-14 17:46 (ссылка)
There are many states where both abortions
is legal and anti-migrant hysteria is
non existing. So not sure why he needed to punish whole America. Just the conservative part of it I guess.

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(Анонимно)
2025-09-12 22:20 (ссылка)
Вылитый Нэнси Задков!

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(Анонимно)
2025-09-13 10:40 (ссылка)
не нашей, а вашей

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2025-09-12 21:05 (ссылка)
These trans murderers certainly not helping the argument that transgenderism is just a form of normal, like some transgenders tried to convince me, considering the statistics of murder/violence rate per 1000 individuals etc -- there is now definitely outsized representation of trans in this kind of shit.

But you yourself quite a violent and drastic individual, at least at the level of narrative and threats. Most recently you threatened to burn down doctor's office.

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2025-09-12 21:06 (ссылка)
before that Sadkov butchered a rooster and burned a hamster alive

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[info]nancygold
2025-09-12 21:11 (ссылка)
I generally throw a lot of tantrums.
And that doctor took away my testosterone blocker.
He insisted that testosterone is completely normal.

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[info]nancygold
2025-09-12 21:16 (ссылка)
I.e. that doctor literally said "No. I won't let you castrate yourself, young man"

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2025-09-12 22:41 (ссылка)
Did you think of starting a sect, like Skoptsy of the Netherlands, like those Russian castrates? Castration as precondition for entering paradise.

Or just exercise your transsexualism as religion.

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[info]nancygold
2025-09-12 23:50 (ссылка)
I prefer minding my own business, as long as the people around don't tell me that I must impregnate some cis bitch and provide for her kids.

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2025-09-13 13:39 (ссылка)
так чухонские лекари из тебя в итоге хоть мужика нормального сделают

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2025-09-13 07:24 (ссылка)
Testosterone is completely normal, unless you feel insecure about not transitioning enough to convince others you aren't a fake opportunist.

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[info]nancygold
2025-09-13 16:55 (ссылка)
Ok. Then murdering that doctor to prove that I'm true alpha male is also completely normal.

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2025-09-13 18:20 (ссылка)
those mu-slim ass fuckers who repeatedly kicked your ass to chase you away from that beauty shop were the true alphas

you aren't

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[info]nancygold
2025-09-14 14:41 (ссылка)
Why wont you move to Afghanistan then?

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(Анонимно)
2025-09-13 07:30 (ссылка)
I'm sure this shooter also had similarly weighty "justifications".

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[info]nancygold
2025-09-13 16:57 (ссылка)
What should be done to the doctor, who refuses me castrating medications, because he believes that subhumans like me have duty to procreate?

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[info]nancygold
2025-09-13 16:58 (ссылка)
I.e. there is a huge difference between the shooter and me.
I'm right wing and believe all subhumans should be castrated.
He is leftist and opposes the genocide of the Palestinians.

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2025-09-13 20:15 (ссылка)
That's only a disagreement about the reason for application of violence.

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[info]nancygold
2025-09-13 22:56 (ссылка)
Testosterone = Violence.
Don't want violent people -> castrate.

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2025-09-13 21:17 (ссылка)
>I'm right wing

You are whatever your diagnosis says you to tell currently. 2+ years of being a communist recently, and then denying it proves that.

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(Анонимно)
2025-09-13 23:45 (ссылка)
будет гнать любую хуйню, лишь бы не заставили работать.
в ядре личности - обыкновенный ленивый русский пидорас...

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2025-09-14 13:37 (ссылка)
>будет гнать любую хуйню, лишь бы не заставили работать.
actually based

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2025-09-13 20:16 (ссылка)
What should he have done when transgenders(probably himself) and Palestinians are being mistreated by "fascists"? Nothing?

Same shit.

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[info]nancygold
2025-09-15 15:18 (ссылка)
1. Help Israel eradicate the Palestinian threat.
2. Help trump to put LGBT+BLM+Intifada into place
3. Enjoy D&D and truscum/transmaxx discussions without the leftist niggers.

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2025-09-12 22:46 (ссылка)
tiphareth
2024-12-01 03:59 (ссылка)
в том, что умный человек не будет здесь писать из-под анона
раз анон, значит говно и нахуй


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2025-09-12 22:46 (ссылка)
tiphareth
2024-12-02 05:39 (ссылка)
анон это говно
обращать внимание на говно - себя не уважать
нет, не читает



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[info]aryk38
2025-09-13 20:46 (ссылка)
https://lj.rossia.org/community/4chan/130349.html

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2025-09-14 07:56 (ссылка)
Советские ветераны в роддоме.

- "Ой, Потапыч, пучить начинает, скоро рожу наверное!"

- "Потерпи, Михалыч, щас акушер прибудет!"

В коридоре раздаются тяжелые звуки топ-топ-топ! В дверь протискивается огромная махина...

- "Слушай, Михалыч, тебе не кажется наш акушер слишком большой?"

- "Да в самый раз! Ну... предыдущих двоих я уже запердел"

- "Михалыч, хочешь простоквашки немного хлебнуть? Вкусная, с мухоморами!"

- "Ой-ой! Не до этого щас! Меня пуучит!"

Акушер: "Тужься!"

- "ПРРР-Р-РРР-Р!"

- "Тужься!!"

- П-ЫЫРРРРРР-РРР-Р-Р!!!

- "Тужься!!!"

- "Б-ПЫЫЫЖЖ!! ПЫЫЫ-Р-РРР-РРРРРР-Р-РР-РР-Ж-ВЖУУХХ!..... бууух!"

- "Михалыч, смотри, там что-то об стену шмякнулось!"

- "Ну-ка… ну-ка, поднесите поближе"

Ветераны восторженно: "Вааа! Так этож наш внучок! Такой хорошенький! Весь в дедов! Ути-пуси, какой маленький"

- "А ну скажи мама, скажи папа!"

- "Потапыч, ну какая мама-папа, пусть скажет что-нибудь патриотичное!"

- "Ауау, ватераныы, если ба не ви меня ба не било!"

Ветераны в порыве радости: "Аааа! Вот это наш внуучок! Такой малюсенький, а уже патриот!"

- "Ойй! Слушай, Потапыч, что-то меня снова пучить начинает..."

- "Да что же такое?"

- "Двойня у нас будет, Потапыч... пыыррр-р-вжуу-х!"

- "Еще один! Ну надо же!

- "Ойй, пу-уучит! ВЖУУУХ!!!"

- "Что? Опять?! И куда же пропал наш акушер в таком ответственный момент!"

- "Похоже его я тоже запердел..."

- "Держись, Михалыч, прорвемся как-нибудь!"

- "Аааай! Кажется придется открывать детский сад... ПППРРР-Р-Р-ВЖУУУХ!... ПРРРРР-Р-ВЖУХХ... ПЫЫРРРР-Р-Р-ВЖУУХ... ВЖУУУХ... ВЖУУ-УХ ... ВЖУУУ-Х... ВЖЖУУ-УХ..!

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2025-09-14 13:39 (ссылка)
plz spam sadkov's bullshit with these masterpieces

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