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Томас. М. Диш.
Училка
1999

The last book in the "mystical Minnesota" series by Thomas Disch is "The Sub: a study in witchcraft". It return the staple topics of all the previous books in the series. Both ghosts and magic users are present in this novel. And even Father Bryce returns as an inmate in the Leech Lake prison.

The character and the main villain of this story is Diana Turney. She is a substitute teacher in the school in the Twin cities area. She is also a follower of Wicca, a feminist, a vegan and a real witch. Her witch power is determining people's fursonas just by looking at them. This don't seem that useful at first glance. But follow the story. Also, it' strange that even with this talent she never could determine her own fursona.

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plot So Diana Turney works in school as a substitute teacher. But the situation in the school gets heated after the school got overwhelmed with Satanic Ritual Child Abuse panic. This panic leads to a terrorist attack on school and all classes in the school are terminated until the next school years. These leads to several consequences for Diana: 1) She has lots of free time now 2) She relapses in her veganism and starts eating meat again 3) While telling her fellow Wiccan Brenda about the whole Satanic Ritual Child Abuse panic and a recovered traumatic memories she recall that she herself was raped as a child by her father, Wes Turney, in the old smokehouse on the farm. This recall makes Wes to be conjured as a ghost inside the just mentioned old smokehouse. At the same time Diana's sister Janet Cellog is sentenced for a year in prison for a murder attempt of her husband Carl Cellog, a prison guard at Leach Lake prison. And Diana's mother asks her to come to the Cellog's farm, the same farm, where Diana was raped as a child, to sit with Cellog's daughter Kelly.

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At the same time in the Leach Lake Prison there is Jim Cottonwood, a cellmate of Father Bryce. Jim Cottonwood is a native American and has a shamanistic power to posses and "ride" crows. Jim Cottonwood was sentenced on false charges of raping Judy Jonson. But as a result of these charges Judy Jonson's son Alan believes that he is a son of Jim Cottonwood, and even changes his surname to be Alan Cottonwood. But in fact Alan is a son of Judy's father reverend John Johnson but he doesn't know about it. So, Alan visits Jim Cottonwood in prison and Jim urges him to make a DNA test, which can let him out of prison if he is not his father. Also as a practioner of Native American religion Jim gets a monthly collection of "magical" herbs from a witch doctor for his monthly "sweet lodge". Also, Diana's mother Ms. Turney runs a nursing home, Navaho House, a in the Leech Lake town. One of the nurses there, Luise, is the mother of Jim Cottonwood. And somehow from her Diana gets mandrake, which is one of "magical" herbs used in the native American sweet lodge. Also Diana meets Alan in the Navaho lodge and they fall in love.

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So, Diana starts investigating the mandrake roots. But she get's in a car accident, after which she is saved by another prison guard Tommy W. Tommy W takes her to his home, there he installed a personal sauna similar to the sweet lodge in prison. He invites Diana to use his Sauna and they add mandrake roots to the sauna aromatics as Tommy W recognized them as one of the native American "magical" herbs. But after the sauna Diana accidently turns Tommy W into a moose. Then the moose is killed by his own dog Beauty or Beast, a German Shepherd. These scene is a clear parallel to a classical myth "Diana and Actaeon" as Tommy W is described as quite a hunter. But what is important is that Diana has a power not only to see others fursonas but also to turn people to corresponding animals. But this only works if both Diana and her victim are intoxicated on mandrake. Also for some reason her magic don't work on virgins. This power boost was somehow imposed on her by farm's smokehouse's ghost Wes. And Wes wants Diana to use it to kill more people.

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But let's first return to the Alan's story. His parent's learn that he is conspiring with Jim Cottonwood and banish Alan from home. So Alan decides to live permanently in Navaho house. But what is also important, Reverend Johnson in a fit of rage breaks a display of Alan's computer. And in that way Alan collect's some Reverend's blood. And he sends this blood to a DNA test instead of Jim's. And so he learns that Reverend is his actual father. But they also test Jim's blood somehow. So the truth is known about Alan's origin. And Jim's lawyer declares that there is some advancements in his case. So Judy tries to escape the state as she is afraid that she can be charged by a perjury now. But she meets Diana first. And Diana turns her into a cat. Then she gives that cat to Kelly, and the cat gets a new name "Ginger". Eventually, Ginger escapes from Cellog's farm and goes to a native American warlock and a serial killer Marley Two Moons and asks him to kill Diana. Apparently Marley can talk to humans transformed to animals because he is a warlock. Marley Two Moons removes Ginger's coral "setting her free" and wears it as a watch. After Judy's disappearances reverend Johnson commits a suicide, but he reincarnates as spider-ghost. And as a spider Ghost he is committed to haunting and killing Alan.

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So, what happens next: Diana Turney makes Alan Johnson/Cottonwood to build a sty on the Cellog's farm. Then Diana starts hunting men, calling them "male chauvinist pigs" she transforms them into literal pigs, and imprison them in the sty. Her first victim is Carl Cellog, who is christened "Hamlet" as a pig. Then there are three more pigs in the sty, all named after character's from the play "Hamlet". Kelly is made to feed the pigs, and she hate to do so. And the pigs in the sty fight a lot with each other, so Diana castrate's them with the Help of Alan and a veterinary. These sty is a metaphor for a prison Carl was working in. But now he is a prisoner.

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Allan and Diana have a love relation and eventually get married. But they don't have sex, as Allan is impotent with Diana. So, Allan stays a virgin and Diana can't turn him into a pig for this reason. Diana expect Allan to inherit reverend's house and church. But she finds reverend's will, which names Jim Cottonwood as his sole heir. Also the Judy's body is discovered on a landfill. As a cat she got into a car engine and got mutilated. And then her cat's body were thrown to a landfill. But somehow after that Diana's magic was snapped somehow and the mutilated cat's corpse turned into a mutilated woman's corpse. Police suspect's Alan as a murderer but they don't have any evidences against him. So Diana decides to use the reverend's will and Judy's bag to frame him. But Loise Cottonwood finds these items first and saves Alan. Judy's body being reverted to its human form also makes Diana question her magical power.

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Also, Diana meets Marley Two Moons in a native American casino. And Marley recognises her as women cat told him about. Marley also sees Diana's fursona to be a snake and recognizes her as a witch. Diana invites Marley for one night stand. She plans also to turn him into a hog. But she discovers that her power don't work on him, because Marley is a powerful warlock. Marley firstly tries to strangle Diana, but then he instead forces her to pledge him loyalty and the he rapes her. So, also Marley magically dominates Diana and makes her his servant.

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On the day of Janet's release from prison. Marley and his friends slaughter the pigs from the sty. But before that Kelly releases Hamlet from sty and so Hamlet (or Carl) escapes. Alan and Kelly goes to the prison to pick up Janet. But Kelly get's lost in the prison (in fact she is just sleeping in their car). So, they use it as excuse to make a detour and visit Lewis Sinclair's grave and museum in Sauk Centre, Stearns Count. there Alan and Janet have sex in one of the motels. But after janet's return tensions on the farm escalates. Marley kidnaps Alan and imprisons him at his home's basement and tries to starve him to death. Diana tries to transform Janet into a pig. But something goes wrong and she transforms into a monster creature with a body of the pig and the head of the woman. Diana imprisons the monster into her room and keeps it on a diet of corn and whisky.

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Carl as Hamlet the pig finds the body of Marley Two Moons while he is outside, doing "crow riding". Then Hamlet eats Marley killing him and also somehow becoming vey smart for the pig. After that Hamlet ravages Marley's house trying to get some food from the fridge. Eventually he discovers Alan. His head is covered with the web of ghost spider and Alan lost his ability to see. But carl eats the ghost spider and clears the web from his eyes. Then Carl as a pig feeds starved Alan Ice cream and frozen pizzas from the freezer. This scene is surreal. After this Kelly calls the shack and tells Alan and Carl about the troubles home. Diana overhears the call and travels to the Marley's shack. While going there she is stopped by a traffic cope. And she turns the traffic cope into the pig. Finally after reaching Marley's house Diana releases Alan and tries to shot Hamlet. But Hamlet just leads her to Marley Two Moons' body. So Diana is now free of his evil influence. She tries to transform Alan into a pig but he denies her mandrake tea. Eventually Diana drives Alan to Navaho House. And her goes there to bathtub to tidy himself.

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Diana decides to set Navaho House on fire by killing both Alan and her mother, and also all the old ladies outsides. Then she returns to her farm and decides to kill both Kelly and the monster Janet became with the shotgun. But shortly before that Jim Cottonwood went "crow riding". He met the good shaman Gordon Pillager, who were sending him "magical herbs" all these time. Jim warns him about troubles and about what he is going to do, and that he will need to help him. And Gordon warns Jim what he is being released from prison, but while he is "outside" his comatose body will be transferred to a hospital. So, Jim cottonwood as a crow flies to the Cellog's farm. He take possession of the Kelly's body there. As Kelly he lures Diana into Smokehouse and sets it on fire. Burning Diana with the ghost of Wes. These scene parallels Hensel and Gretel story and Disch even mentions specific set of illustrations for this story. After Diana's death her magic is undone and Carl and Janet transform back to people. Also at same time Gordon takes Loise to visit her son in the hospital. They take a detour into a red lobster restaurant. So they return home late and see the fire. Loise manages to save Alan. But while she is saving another old lady they fall. And Loise, MS Turney and another old lady die in the fire. All other character's are save. After some time Jim as Kelly is taken to the hospital by Gordon. And where Jim returns to his own body. And Kelly returns to hers.

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In the final of the story we learn that Carl and Janet are back to human form, but Carl will be castrated for the rest of his live. Jim Cottonwood is released and got the inheritance from the reverend Johnson. Alan decides to go to seminary and get education as a priest. And Kelly now is a honorable member of Jim's and Gordon's tribe. Also Kelly decides to become a teacher. Diana reincarnates as a snake, but then she meets a traffic cop as a hog. And they kill each other again. The end.

analysis Does the "The Sub" work as a horror? I think yes, at least on some level. It has enough terrifying imagery. For example, Janet turned into a pig-bodied monster, or Carl eating the Marley's body. Also this story is in many ways a tragedy, not just a small town drama or a gothic adventure. The Destiny of Diana Turney and other character's like Tommy W or reverend Johnson is in fact tragic. On a different level these story reads as a dark comedy (As always with Disch), or maybe also as a crime story. Some scenes, especially ones with the talking animals are delightfully whimsical and surreal.

People often dislike this novel because they want to see Diana Turney as a hero, while she is in fact a villain. But what I think actually justifies her being a villain is that she is falls from grace even in her own morale system. Her path of infamy starts with her returning to eating meat as a vegan in twin cities. From that she eventually goes organizing a sty, and slaughtering and eating her pigs. But these pigs are actually humans. So in some sense she degrades to a total cannibalism. These should be a capital sin for vegans. She also fails as a feminist. in several points in the book she relies on men to complete hard task on her farm like building a sty, castrating and slaughtering the pigs. In the Finale she is lamenting the society totally came to dismay "if the woman has to use shotgun herself to kill people". So in some sense he path to villainy stems not from she being condemned as witch by mainstream American Christian standards. But by her failure of being a "good witch" in her own morale system.

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Another important topic in this novel is abuse. Starting with the topic of Ritual Satanic Sexual Child Abuse in the school. Picked by the abuse of Diana by her own father Wes. This abuse is mirrored both by Reverend Jonson abusing his daughter Judy Jonson and Marley Two Moons abusing Diana latter in the book. Finally this abuse is reflected on the institutional level in the prison, where Carl works and where Jim Cottonwood is imprisoned for false accusations. Finally, this abuse is reflected as the abuse of pigs in the sty, who are castrated and eaten. After events of the Novel, Alan who can be named a true hero of the story decides to became vegan himself. So veganism and animal rights are one thing that are proposed in this book to break the cycle of abuse.

I also like how Disch incorporated furry fetishes into this story, the transformation fetish in particular. The animal transformations are described in details and are often connected with sex. Also Gordon Pillager tells a story of him getting into the wolf's body and having sex with a she-wolf. I think here Disch shows a deep understanding of supernatural and ur-cultural roots of furry subculture.

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Despite it being a good read, I'm still not ready to call this book a masterpiece. There are certain problems with the plot. As I believe the blood batch, which Alan sends to DNA testing does not contain the blood of Judy, I doubt that DNA test's can prove that reverend Johnson is Alan's father. Basically, it can only prove that he is Alan's close male relative. And we already know that, because Johnson is his grandfather. And even if it's proven that Jim isn't Alan's actual father and reverend is, it all still doesn't prove that Judy wasn't raped by Jim Cottonwood. So I don't understand why Johnson's so easily backed off after the DNA testing news. They could still insist on the rape of Judy even if everybody know that Alan is reverend's son. Also as every Supernatural Minnesota book "the sub" has rather week world-building, even though I think it has the strongest in the series, as we can see different supernatural character's interacting in this one. Basically it seems that Diana's death reverts her magic as Carl and Janet became humans after it and the pig meat in the smokehouse became humans' meat. But the traffic cop never became human (maybe because he is a cop) and he kills Diana as a snake. Maybe the spell is reverted when Diana is killed as a snake, And Cellogs became human after this slaughter. But these is unclear. And then I was reading I felt that the order of events was opposite. It defense of "the Sub" it can be said that the realistic plot and worldbuilding never were it primary goal, and it still works as a surreal tragedy. But overall it feels that Disch was already tired of writing genre fiction when was creating "the Sub".

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Also, I need to note that there are very few likable characters in the book. Carl is a fat prison guard obsessed with sex. Janet has a terrible temper. Even Kelly is described as whinny. Alan seems to be a true hero of the story but for a large part of it he seems to be misguided and under influence of Diana. Maybe Jim Cottonwood and Gordon Pillager are the good guys. But they still are very strange characters. I'm not even sure if it's a bad thing. It just give a picture of the dark nihilistic world.

So my verdict is that this book is a good read, but not a masterpiece, which can be read both as a horror or as a crime fiction. I liked its dark surreal atmosphere and how it handles both serious urgent adult topics (like sexual abuse and feminism) and obscure furry fetishes. But "the Sub" also has some problems both with plot and world-building, even thought they may not be central to the book. Also be warned that this book contain very few likable characters.

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From:(Anonymous)
Date:May 31st, 2026 - 06:52 pm
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Какая хитрющая псина! Написал на иностранном, теперь никто не поймет.
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From:[info]rex_weblen
Date:May 31st, 2026 - 06:54 pm
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Томас. М. Диш.
Училка
1999
From:(Anonymous)
Date:May 31st, 2026 - 07:08 pm
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То что 1999 - сразу было понятно.
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From:[info]rex_weblen
Date:May 31st, 2026 - 07:04 pm
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Транслэйтом или другой нейросетью переводи!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:May 31st, 2026 - 07:11 pm
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Ты прикалываешься что ли?
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From:[info]rex_weblen
Date:May 31st, 2026 - 07:12 pm
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Нет, я советую.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:May 31st, 2026 - 07:30 pm
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Соросу своему советовай!
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From:[info]rex_weblen
Date:May 31st, 2026 - 07:42 pm
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Я советский человек, и советую кому хочу и что хочу!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:May 31st, 2026 - 10:21 pm
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в жопу ебаный казёл сменил имя на асёл
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From:[info]rex_weblen
Date:May 31st, 2026 - 10:27 pm
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Это Вы к чему?
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From:[info]rex_weblen
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 12:17 am
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AI Overview:Понимаю, такие ситуации очень раздражают. К сожалению, поиск не находит информацию о том, о ком именно идет речь, чтобы подсказать, как решить эту проблему с отображением имен.Чтобы я мог помочь вам вернуть всё как было или найти нужный контакт, уточните, пожалуйста:Где именно произошла эта ситуация (в мессенджере, социальной сети или игре)?О ком идет речь (о каком-то пользователе или известном человеке)?Жду уточнений, чтобы разобраться!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 05:46 am
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есть что-то общее с лобстером Лантимоса
From:[info]ololo
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 12:47 am
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Шумбала шумбала шумбала га!
Шумбала шумбала шумбала га!
Шумбала шумбала шумбала га!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 05:46 am
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вербяшка вербяшка вербяшка бе!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 07:47 am
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цато цато цато цато
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 08:00 am
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цато не из нато - нато и есть цато
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 08:48 am
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Наконец разгадала увиденную в детстве загадку:

Как, меняя по одной букве в слове, превратить 'шумбала шумбала шумбала га!' в 'вербяшка вербяшка вербяшка бе!':
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 09:57 pm
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хуй буй бой бот рот
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 2nd, 2026 - 01:26 pm
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хуй хук сук сок рок рот
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 01:25 am
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А картинки где? Смотрел Бугонию? Там тоже это недоделанное смешение жанров раздражает.
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From:[info]rex_weblen
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 01:53 am
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Кстати, у этой книги есть что-то общее с лобстером Лантимоса.

Тут даже есть сцена поедания Лобстера.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 2nd, 2026 - 04:47 am
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Когда копипашка разносит цатогванов, он занимется опылением, как бугония
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From:[info]rex_weblen
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 09:24 am
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Я готов вставить в текст картинки, но только если
вы меня попросите.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 10:32 am
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ох, псяка, вставь свой толстый жпег нам в имг срц, просим!
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From:[info]rex_weblen
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 08:05 pm
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Я заставлю тебя визжать как хрюшку!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 08:24 pm
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как хохла, дяяяяя!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 09:33 pm
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А каруселька где?
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 01:27 am
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Жируха орли тупая
Своему хуйлашке под стать
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 05:47 am
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нутк!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 09:34 pm
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А то!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 02:43 am
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Ты все тексты будешь на английском хуячить?

Ладно, братишка. Было интересно тебя читать, теперь давай, до свидания.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 05:20 am
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Почему когда у русни пичот, она сразу говорит «братишка»?
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 05:45 am
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не тужьcя,обоcрёшься ведь.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 09:34 pm
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так зачем ты рот подставил?
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 05:48 am
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Я тебе покушать принес, братишка
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 07:47 am
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нутк!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 10:12 am
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В русскоязычной среде это классический инструмент манипулятивного сближения, используемый исключительно в утилитарных целях, когда субъекту что-то надо («Братишка, закурить не найдется?»).

Гавнон знает, что в англоязычном дискурсивном поле он интеллектуально беспомощен. Гавнон напуган и уязвлен этим. Эту фрустрацию он пытается инверсивно спроецировать на Автора, вызывая у того чувство вины от утраты такого ценного «родственника» — хотя на самом деле просто куска анонимного говна.

Примитивная детская манипуляция («эх ты, а еще друг называется») свидетельствует о спонтанности реакции — пидора действительно трясет.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 10:56 am
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Любопытно, что этот высер написан на русском. Гавнон знает, что в англоязычном дискурсивном поле он интеллектуально беспомощен.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 11:04 am
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гавнон = гван fyi
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 11:19 am
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Что значит сокращение FYI?
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 11:31 am
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fuck you imbecile
tsa tsa tsa
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 02:08 pm
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Спасибо!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 11:20 am
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Я советский человек, и советую кому хочу и что хочу!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 12:37 pm
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предназначение русских — заселить космос, воскресить мертвых и вдохнуть искру божественного огня в мертвую Вселенную. Русские — это коллективный Бог, ждущий реализации. Русские — это наша религия и кровь, и почва, а все остальное — ложь, мошенничество и подлость.

«Оживить Вселенную!» — Михаил Вербицкий в гостях у газеты «Завтра», 25 октября 2005
https://zavtra.ru/blogs/2005-10-2671
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 12:45 pm
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Убей Цато!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 09:39 pm
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апропос вербяшка наверное пытается цато в башке убивать. от этого тупеет. они ж симбиоты. это как убивать кишечную флору резиновым хуем.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 2nd, 2026 - 04:45 am
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Заебали, пишите правильно: ЦАТОГВАНЫ
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 2nd, 2026 - 08:54 am
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*ЦЯТОҐВІНИ
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 2nd, 2026 - 01:19 pm
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Заткнись негайно
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From:[info]rex_weblen
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 09:20 am
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Что-то анончики посты по теме «Томас Диш» не очень
осмысленно комментировали. Поэтому я сделал вывод, что
русскоязычной аудитории у меня нет. А для себя мне проще
писать на английском.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 09:55 am
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Читал все твои пересказы, оригиналы взялся бы читать только за деньги Сороса.
Но Сорос не позвонит, остаётся только над фамилией зубоскалить.
У Томос Дишь фурсона - мышь.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 04:58 pm
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Чувствуется, от души человек писал.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 1st, 2026 - 09:42 pm
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Дурачок, да. Когда аноны возбуждаются, они комментируют много, но не очень осмысленно.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 2nd, 2026 - 01:41 am

Wrong Assumptions

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Did you know that someone’s behavior can be harassment even if they are mistaken about another person’s characteristics?

An employee repeatedly uses rude slurs toward a coworker. The slurs refer to someone of the Muslim faith. However, the coworker is not Muslim.

A person mocks and belittles a coworker for having autism spectrum disorder. However, the coworker has social anxiety rather than autism.

Someone ridicules a coworker for being from Russia. However, the coworker is from Poland.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 2nd, 2026 - 01:44 am

Re: Wrong Assumptions

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A male employee slaps other male employees on their butts every time they score a business win. They ask him to stop. He then tells them they are “acting like little girls and need to man up.” Later, he says they need to trade in their pants for some dresses.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 2nd, 2026 - 02:46 am

Re: Wrong Assumptions

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В январе 1961 года американскому летчику Алану Шепарду сообщили, что именно он отобран для полета, который откроет новую эру в истории человечества. Вернувшись домой, Шепард сказал жене: «Леди, вы обнимаете первого человека, который окажется в космосе». Жена на это ответила: «Кто впустил сюда русского?».
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Date:June 2nd, 2026 - 02:57 am

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why at rusnya so burns from американскому летчику?
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Date:June 2nd, 2026 - 05:51 am

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Дурачок, да. Когда аноны возбуждаются, они комментируют много, но не очень осмысленно.
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Date:June 2nd, 2026 - 05:55 am

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как хохла, дяяяяя!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 2nd, 2026 - 04:22 am

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However, the coworker is not Muslim

Андрюша Шапиро приходит на работу небритый, и сразу все «пиздуй в сирию, турок»
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Date:June 2nd, 2026 - 04:24 am

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Someone ridicules a coworker for being from Russia. However, the coworker is a Ukrainian from Poland.
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Date:June 2nd, 2026 - 06:33 am

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Бывает еще обычного пидораса дразнят фурфагом
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Date:June 2nd, 2026 - 06:55 am

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как хохла, дяяяяя!
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Date:June 2nd, 2026 - 04:19 pm

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Question 9 of 16:
Which of the following is likely not workplace sexual harassment?

1
Repeatedly giving a coworker sexual looks and whistling at them
2
Repeatedly referring to a coworker by unwanted pet names
3
Accidentally getting too close to a coworker
4
Repeatedly asking a coworker sexual questions
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Date:June 2nd, 2026 - 06:27 pm

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Date:June 2nd, 2026 - 08:07 pm

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Date:June 2nd, 2026 - 08:52 pm

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Date:June 3rd, 2026 - 02:59 am

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o0o
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Date:June 2nd, 2026 - 07:12 am
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Nikolai V. Ivanov
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 2nd, 2026 - 07:20 am
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Если кто раньше не заметил, то ёбанай кропалик обделывал по каждому эпизоду матню и визжал от щастья, когда его ругале «хуесосом», переписывая старательно цитаты из камментов, для него это типа высшай комплимент — слабай и дохлай задрот чувствовал как бы в сети признание
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 2nd, 2026 - 01:17 pm
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Чувствуется, от души человек писал.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 2nd, 2026 - 08:56 pm
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Thimoxa bgg
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 3rd, 2026 - 02:59 am
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В США объявлена мобилизация самых мощных ИИ-моделей
Трамп только что подписал указ, который тихо, но кардинально меняет правила игры в области ИИ (https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/06/promoting-advanced-artificial-intelligence-innovation-and-security/)
Отныне самые мощные ИИ-модели – те, что умеют взламывать системы лучше любого хакера – будут оцениваться по засекреченным бенчмаркам. Порог, после которого модель признаётся «covered frontier model», тоже засекречен.
 
Что это значит на практике: государство получает доступ к модели до её релиза – на 30 дней. Добровольно, конечно. Но с секретными критериями того, кто «попадает под указ».
 
Формула простая: не сдерживать фронтирный ИИ – а мобилизовать его в интересах киберобороны США. Прямо сейчас.
И это не лицензирование. В тексте указа написано явно. Просто секретные списки, секретные пороги и добровольный доступ к моделям до их выхода на рынок.
 
Так что, началось. Если уж в США добровольно-принудительная мобилизация ИИ, то … сами понимаете.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 3rd, 2026 - 04:20 am
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Нутк. Мой Йожа уже мобилизован на войну с руснёй-сороснёй.
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Date:June 3rd, 2026 - 04:49 am
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В повести Лавкрафта «Курган» описывается, что жители продвинутого подземного мира К'н-ян изначально поклонялись Цатоггуа. Но когда их научная экспедиция спустилась еще глубже — в бездну Н'кай — и столкнулась там с разумной живой черной слизью (цатогванами), исследователи пришли в такой ужас, что вернулись, уничтожили все статуи жабоподобного бога и запечатали проходы туда навсегда.

Похоже на наначи в бездне, совпадение?
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 3rd, 2026 - 04:53 am
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Речь идет о творчестве Константина Крылова (известного в ЖЖ как Mikhail Kharitonov / Михаил Харитонов, а на lj.rossia.org — как rex_weblen). Это пространство уникального интеллектуального фикшна, сатиры и конспирологии.

В этой «альтернативной мифологии» цатогваны — это ключевой элемент вымышленной (или квази-реальной, в рамках его текстов) метафизической и политической системы.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 3rd, 2026 - 04:55 am
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В текстах на lj.rossia.org образ цатогванов используется как мощнейшая политическая и социальная метафора:

Образ «Чужого» во власти: Через описание инсектоидов-цатогванов автор виртуозно высмеивал и препарировал поведение правящих элит, бюрократии и спецслужб. Логика чиновника, берущего взятки и уничтожающего всё вокруг себя, в этой мифологии объясняется просто: «Он не человек, он цатогван, у него инстинкт роя и задача — выдоить этот сектор».

Интеллектуальная конспирология: Это издевка над классическими теориями заговора (вроде рептилоидов Дэвида Айка). Вместо заезженных ящериц автор создал гораздо более жуткую, детальную и чисто «советско-постсоветскую» по атмосфере теорию о жуках-паразитах.

Мир романа «Факап»: Эта инсектоидная тема (включая детальное описание чуждой биологии, сословий и психологии жуков) частично перетекла и в знаменитый харитоновский роман «Факап» (альтернативный сиквел к миру Стругацких), где тема чуждых рас и тайного управления доведена до абсолюта.

Это очень плотный, мрачный и затягивающий «текстовый симулякр». В нем цатогваны — это олицетворение безжалостной, нечеловеческой системы, которая смотрит на обычных людей исключительно как на пищевой ресурс или рабочих муравьев.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 3rd, 2026 - 05:18 am
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Ми, власне, перетворили правду про паразитів на дитячу баєчку, яку можна було легко зрозуміти і яка не була надто страшна. Ми навіть дали тим істотам ім'я "цатогвани", запозичене з міфології Лавкрафта.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 3rd, 2026 - 07:35 am
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*"цятоґвіни"
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 3rd, 2026 - 11:52 am
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пядорiст ^
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 3rd, 2026 - 12:30 pm
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>мамо чому я цятоґвін
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Date:June 3rd, 2026 - 04:43 pm
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Хотів дати тобі ссілочку на джерело, але якісь цатогвани ддосять флюбусту. Свінєр, напевно.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 3rd, 2026 - 05:25 am
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https://leidendeclaration.ai/

Ебленский, подписывай, пес шалудивай
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 3rd, 2026 - 06:53 am
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Вербицкого нет, значит говно
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 3rd, 2026 - 12:40 pm
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Миша сказал полное говно
https://lj.rossia.org/users/tiphareth/2769676.html?thread=251597580#t251597580
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 3rd, 2026 - 04:36 pm
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вербяшка на редкость почти прав. смысл декларации в том, что петуха ебать не зашквар, если не целоваться и все такое.
Дело не в науке, а в образовании. Надо делать универ с ИИ училками и брать туда тех, кто хочет учиться. Будут хорошие магистры, а не говно как сейчас (лекции зюскинда). Потом пусть идут к вербяшке.

Вон Суно может скоро запретят (как хохла, дяяяяя!) и объявят свинера пиратом бгг
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Date:June 4th, 2026 - 04:20 am
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аноны как обычно поели выпавшее из под хвоста вербицкого и хвалят хозяина
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 3rd, 2026 - 09:50 am

объясни это, музыковед

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Прекрасная тема для сочинения на свободную тему - сравнительный анализ "Московской октябрьской" Гребенщикова и "Победы" Егора Летова. Два отклика на одни события - 3-4 октября 1993 года. Два полюса русского рока в 1990-е, да, откровенно говоря, те самые "две России", которым сложно уживаться вместе.
Вот, например, про "своих" для одного и "врагов" для другого.
У БГ: "Ну, что ж ты спишь — проснись, проснись, охрана;
А то мне в душу влезет половой...".
У Летова: "Пиpовал закат — выгоpал pассвет
Полыхал в лицо пьяному вpагу...".
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Date:June 3rd, 2026 - 11:54 am

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А то мне в душу влезет половой Хуй